I’d have to say: “When there is more wild black hair above & between the eye sockets than in the entire Special (Winter-bush) Edition issue of Penthouse from 1978.
Keep ‘em “neat”, ladies ㋡

id give him a gallon of vodka and a 2 years subscription to penthouse mag……that outta bring it on.

What if you found out that your significant other had been posing in adult magazines, without you knowing about it? What would you do?

I’m young, rich, good looking, have good personality, get plenty of women, drive a luxury sports car, live in a penthouse…(i have depression tho so it’s not all that wonderful)
but I do I feel like a live a fantasy. A daze. Women, money, charm, good looks, fancy cars.
Wanna get that tattooed but don’t know where? “Live Your Fantasy”

I would puke till there’s no tomorrow.

where the hell you supposed to plant me?!

At least you know what’s in penthouse..there could be anything in your credit report!

Creates an untrealistic reality for people, to view poeple and sex merely as objects and an act.

oh but daddie i stole from your bedside table

Most certainly not!
No money in magazine. The internet and websites. Now there’s where the cash cow is.
Why spend money on a skin rag when you can open a site that deals with movies and can download them for a small fee?
Don’t have to go out in public. Go into a book store. Slip on the floor on the way in or around the back where the peep shows are. You’re not bothered by guys who want to blow you.
Nope. Porn immediately and in the privacy of your home by the use of a simple credit card.
That’s the route to go Bub.